First of all .....no, it's not me. Second ...it has nothing to do with Kish. But man o' man does this shot tell volumes.
1) I am perfectly happy with who I am. (no cover or tent to hide behind)
2) I am single. (No wife would allow such a display.)
3) I am successful. (I don't care who sees me or what they think.)
4) I am not from around these parts. (see above)
5) This chair is rated mega, mondo, super durable. (The apt. below him should worry however.)
6) I am not this big in my dreams. (look at his facial expression)
8) If I ever get my hands on the photographer, I'll kill 'im. ('nuff said)